by Dirty Vicar1 February 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Vicar mug.A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.
Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.
by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Destinee mug.You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
Get the Dirty Müller mug.When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
Get the Dirty Müller mug.When you are on all fours and have a Corncob in your Mouth while letting a Goat eat it out of your mouth. in the Meanwhile a Goat is fucking you in the Ass. You spread Peanut Butter over your Penis and let yout Dog Lick it wihle you have your sexual interaction with the Goats.
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