your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

national booty pic day

send booty pics to your boyfriend on october 31st as a halloween treat

-Yo did you hear it’s national booty pic day?
-yeah my girlfriend sent me a bunch already

by johncena0123456789 October 30, 2020

National Josh Day

Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.

Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"

Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"

Josh:"It's National Josh day.."

Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"

by Josh's Mother <3333 May 26, 2022

national pack out day

pack out is where you pack out your neighbor march 27

tomorrow is national pack out day

by lul besos March 27, 2022

Fuck a furry day

On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!

by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 17, 2022

bezzer day

The day of celebration towards the religious figure known as 'Bezzer'.

Friend 1: Happy bezzer day!

Friend 2: Bezzer day? it's bezzer month!

by Nighouse May 18, 2023

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024