flowers day

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day

hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day

by love fairy August 18, 2022

Machamp Day

This is the day where you go to memenade's discord server and spam pictures of the pokemon machamp
The day starts on December 22th.

Billy: Hey Larry! Its machamp day!
Larry: ALL HAIL MACHAMP
Billy: ALL HAIL MACHAMP

by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.

I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.

by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023

National booty pic day

Celebrated on June 26th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day😮 💨

by Lilajbrow99 June 26, 2021

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023