Blue waffle

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue

I gave your mom blue waffle

by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.

I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Waffle group

Where grown men go to be fucked by a fat old guy in front of a camera in a shell v-power shirt

That new waffle group is great I only spent ten bucks to be a 1 in 397 chance of winning last years rlc selections car

by Fuckrobnpaul November 21, 2020

Waffle cone 'n

The act of pooping in a laptop and closing it.

Dude I had to poop so bad I just waffle cone 'nd in my computer.

by anonymous September 12, 2020