Purple hairs

internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.

Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”

by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025

purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing

person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

purple nurps

Nips that are purple

She took off her shirt and she had purple nurps!

by purplenuple January 2, 2014

Purple

A color that fruity or gay people like.

Person 1: “Tim loves the color purple!”

Person 2: “Oh, that must mean he’s.. y’know..”

by realdrivermeal September 15, 2022

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

purple mescaline

It's a purple powdered mescaline snorted for it's psychedelic affect

Can I get some purple mescaline?

by MystikDan July 1, 2024

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016