Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.
holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019
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A person who thinks they are better then anyone else. Hates imperfect people and only likes the people like them. Yells a lot
A person who thinks they are better then anyone else. Hates imperfect people and only likes the people like them. Yells a lot
Person 1: “ hey look there goes Sam”
Person 2: “ I heard that he is a mean person. Is that true?”
Person 1: “yes it is”
Person 2: “ I heard that he is a mean person. Is that true?”
Person 1: “yes it is”
by Crazytheatregirl13 December 1, 2021
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