clean porn

pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.

by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020

friend porn

When one is watching a pornographic film and sees a friend or acquaintance. Only applies to friends who you didn't know were in adult films.

Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.

Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?

by Official Donald J Trump November 30, 2016

Nugget Porn

When two people without arms and legs fuck so they can increase the nugget population. However, you can not find this on the hub.

Hey Jim! Do you want to watch some nugget porn?

No thanks. It’s not my type

by HarpoonMan March 7, 2020

pop-porn

When the camera dude in a porn scene is eating pop corn

This pop-porn in the studio makes a big mess

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

bedtime porn

ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)

ASMR is bedtime porn

by 035173 November 29, 2021

porn boobs

Big, fat, plump, voluptuous titties that you can slide your dick through. Titties your can grab, hug, and motorboat. Titties you can cuddle!!

Chloe's tits are amazing. They're so fat, big, pink and perky! She's got porn boobs!

by TheAnesthesiologist April 4, 2017