calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014

Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.

Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.

by seekingbj May 16, 2009

lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body

your mom is a lesbian titty fucker

by merman24000 July 27, 2012

Titty Tap Tuesday

a day of the week (Tuesday) in which any person (male or female) is allowed to tap another one's breasts without backlash

Yes bitch, it's Titty Tap Tuesday! We can finally tap each other's tits!!

by bwayboy227 June 25, 2018

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

big titty bertha

Bertha weth unsually lorge brists

Big titty bertha has to much stuff

by Troogle May 7, 2018

California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018