Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 16, 2014

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds

Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree

by Sergeant Groove August 04, 2022

Dope tree

To say Dope tree is to either call the tree dope or your just referencing the Friday Night Funkin' Mod about shaggy where he just says tree dope or dope tree.

Dope tree is to call the tree dope cause it's a cool gamer god.

by amooguss May 31, 2021

dazing trees

A cannabis company that came to change the industry. Cannasseur weed and merchandise. Est. 2020

Dazing Trees growers know integrity behind the plant, have you smoked their ganja man?

by dazing.trees420 November 24, 2021

Tree whore

A female who congregates between men to smoke their herb

You're smoking with my ex, she's a tree whore.

by Jboneak July 19, 2020

Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 05, 2024

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024