metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Mother

a woman in relation to her child or children

My mother is very flexible because she is a gymnast.

by Allie </3 November 22, 2017

mother fucker

A very good family friend.

Guy 1: You are a mother fucker!
Guy 2: Your mother says so too!

by NigerKiler August 14, 2023

hottest mother

carters mom also known as the hottest milf ever,

oh wow look at that milf gotta be the hottest mother ever

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

mother in love

a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.

I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.

by wordsmith21502 April 23, 2017

rolling on a mother fucker

Getting over on someone.

How long you been rolling on a mother fucker like this?

by Southern Bambam July 8, 2016

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

by 1234567890abcdefghij November 13, 2020