Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus

Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle

by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023