Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

by Onetooththree September 29, 2019

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

Lil Tay Sandwich

When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.

Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s

by Bigman5 June 10, 2018

Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!

" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "

by Siva Biva July 18, 2023

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019

Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011