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Potato Banana Carrot Muffin

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)
by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019
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Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!
by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010
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Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.
Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)
by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009
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chocolate muffin party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.
The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.
by chopper July 6, 2004
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Muffin Top Doyle

1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Muffin Top Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Muffin Top Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
by Hot Bitch 769 March 16, 2008
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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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inside out muffin

To take your cat and turn it inside out, making it look as if it's a muffin
Noah: hey how's your cat
Me: I made it an inside out muffin
by Big Dick McGee12345 February 11, 2014
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