metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

That's not metal

A uncategorized metal sub genre of cool sounding weird shit that is definitely not metal

That's not metal dude but way cool anyway

by Zombiesafterme June 11, 2018

Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal

*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow

by Crilbus January 27, 2019

metal amino

Metal amino is a social media app for fans of Heavy Metal music

Friend 1:"Have you heared of Metal Amino?"

Friend 2:"Yes, but it's full of Lenny face spammers."

by Lorny Shory likes Ningen Isu March 14, 2017

metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.

Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....

by Knot u December 13, 2018

metal braces and brackets

ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.

(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer

by strongopinions July 17, 2014