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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
by Sacink December 27, 2011
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Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana
She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.
by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015
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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.
'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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Monkey Circle

Sociological concept, even seen in televised analyses done on the Discovery Channel, years ago (I don't recall the title).

Meaning:
a. The amount of people consciously thought of as "the world" by any one conscious human.
b. About 30 people.
"You've been stuck in your own monkey circle for too long,

get out of your comfort zone, go to different restaurants or party with people with different careers. Whatever you gotta do, dude, just stop being such a milktoast shut-in."
by skitto August 17, 2016
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obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.
"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"
by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020
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armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022
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