Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

The gay straight boys

The gay straight people are a group of individuals who are heterosexual who act bent for ‘banter’

Made by toby

‘Oh look its the gay straight boys

by The real nibba 123654 November 24, 2019

straight outta gatorade

When a man cums in an embarrassingly short amount of time.

Fran: So, how was that guy you took home last night?
Gemma: Don't ask, 30 seconds in and he was straight outta gatorade.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.

dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014

straight out of the earth

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010