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Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.
Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.
by Tman5711 February 1, 2025
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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Sausage Stacking

When one man sits on the toilet while shitting and two other men sit on top of each other and stack their erections into the man sitting on top of him.
Woah guys you’ll never believe me but I just went to use the bathroom and saw Ramiro, Logan and Lucas sausage stacking by accident.
by Takeachance September 11, 2025
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Sausage Grubbler

It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
by howe_that December 5, 2014
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Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
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sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.
A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.
by _poortxby_ March 1, 2021
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