salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Salad

Leaf Lettuce

Son: Ain't this what you roll up Dad
Dad: hehehe saladdd

by Purrrrrrrrrrrrr February 6, 2022

Tossed salad

When one has been jerked off

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished

by Scamwell August 27, 2019

christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

Hurricane Salad

When Perco and Fingercake whoop you 3 or more goals consecutive in Rocket League.

Ohhhh...hurricane salad, lol.

by Coralface July 22, 2017

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019