When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan NoseSandwich right about now!"
This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.
A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.
"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"