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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
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Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful
My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.
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road smokey

Road head ; give a man blow job while he's driving a car 🚗down the road.
Bens girlfriend gave him a road smokey on the way to the movies
by Randy1224 February 26, 2017
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Road Enthusiasts

The driver of an automobile. Such as cars, motorcycles, semis, and or forklifts.
Be careful not to cause an accident and injure other road enthusiasts.
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Bovril B Road

Like Bovril Boulevard but for the working classes.
Alan: Ooh my Bovril B Road took a right bashing from the highways agency last.
by Blaggard August 20, 2022
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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
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