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Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
by Carbomb September 28, 2011
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Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"
by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012
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Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package
I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase
by Puck it February 1, 2014
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Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.
Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret
by youngify March 19, 2011
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green poop

my poop
by mypoopisgreen May 24, 2022
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poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.
by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014
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extra poop

after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo
god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper
by goodwillhunting September 18, 2011
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