Pocket Full of Whoopass

The act of being Midnight Missioned.

"You've been hit by a pocket full of whoopass."

by Unfortunate Russian March 10, 2009

Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012

Philadelphia hot pocket

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.

I Philadelphia hot pocketed that bitch

by Joshdpc July 25, 2009

kansas hot pocket

The act of pooping in a females vagina and then having sexual intercourse with her

Last night was so great with michelle, i even gave her the kansas hot pocket... it felt amazing

by dersic April 29, 2008

Mexican hot pocket

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.

Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk

by randomhero565 February 27, 2009

hot pocket titties

hot pocket shaped breasts that are rectangular.

she took off her bra and her hot pocket titties hang down to her belly button.

by Shoshana May 18, 2006