Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022

Cat Pizza

something that is intentionally misleading

Person 1: A bully just gave me a gift, it's a bit weird but it seems cool
Person 2: Don't open it dude, it's Cat Pizza.

by dinoroki March 9, 2023

Pizza iOS

Cute little pizza boy who sounds 9 but is 14

Pizza ios sounds like a egirl

by Sharkeh07 March 25, 2021

The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.

by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

pizza cart

The BEST pizza place in Utah. Located in a itty bitty city called Cedar City. The pizzas make your mouth run like a waterfall and will blow your fucking mind! Great gelato and salads too!

Steve: Want to go to Centro Pizza tonight?

Julie: Hell no, The Pizza Cart is 1,000 times better! Let's go there!

by TheGreatMaiden August 23, 2017