pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao

Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!

by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.

Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.

by Jonald crox February 13, 2021

pimp

that one lit ass uncle who says he is the pussy lord.

ay i heard (your names) uncle has a good job put pimps onda side.

by anonymous October 27, 2020

pimp papi

pimp papi is someone that does illegal stuff for their bitches

janikwa is my pimp papi

by pimp papi December 16, 2016

pimp my pizza

Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.

Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕

by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”

by Saint Noel September 16, 2021

male pimp

The money maker of the USA

He is a male pimp...he's loaded

by getsomenow May 25, 2011