person ∞

the final person

person 1: hows it going
person 100000000000000000000000000: decent, but i wonder where person ∞ is
person ∞: hello, you have searched for me, now, its time to kill person 0 who will kill us all

by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021

Pterodactyl personality

The act of feeling like a pterodactyl

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021

gay person

a person who likes men and is a rainbow circle

“have u seen the rainbow circle , they are a gay person” says sheldon cooper

by biggie cheese’s grandson June 8, 2024

Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.

- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

Personal Stranger

Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.

"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023