nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Nerd

you

nerd

by bilvasunner June 25, 2022

nerd following

A massive following for a certain product, game or T.V. show.

Nerf guns have such a big nerd following.

by Dr. Alban June 27, 2016

Cunt of Nerds

Baker's dozen is 13
Cunt of Nerds is 8

That trivia team is a Cunt of Nerds.

How many tacos you want...a Cunt of Nerds

by Sandtrap Couillard August 2, 2023

nerd

a nerd would be someone that is into all things STEM sci fi fantasy and comic book media along with retro gaming, retro computing, computers and math, science that often gets bullied a lot

boy that nerd is so smart that he could even be like bill gates with his knack for computing

by ty borden May 9, 2024

Nerd Nectar

Nerd Nectar is Cyclazodone, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, 3-CMC, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), Caffeine, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex (Phenterminum Resinatum), Concerta, DMAX (Dimethylallylxanthine), DMAA (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Propylhexedrine HCl, Kratom, DXM HBr, DXM freebase (1.5 times stronger than DXM HBr), Kava Kava, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Khat (Cathinone and Cathine), Strattera, Coffee, Monster energy drink, Bucked up Energy drink, Celsius energy drink, Mephentermine, Phenylpropanoneamine, Phenylpropanolamine, Phenylchloropropylamine, Beta-Chloro-Amphetamine, Beta-Chloro-Dextroamphetamine, Cathinone HCl and Cathine HCl solution, Cathinone Citrate and Cathine Citrate solution. But usually, Nerd Nectar refers to Modafinil pills (200mg), Armodafinil pills (150mg), Adipex pills (Phentermine Resinate 200mg, 75mg Phentermine active ingredient), Caffeine (Monster energy drink 140mg Caffeine plus B Vitamins), Khat leaves or extract solution (Cathinone Citrate and Cathine Citrate, Cathinone HCl and Cathine HCl), and Propylhexedrine HCl powder or crystals (108mg to 432mg+).

Tony: I put 100g Khat leaves in a blender with 0.5ml Muriatic acid (30% HCl Acid) and 400ml to 500ml Chlorinated water and then blended it. I then drank it. Nerd Nectar.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 19, 2024

Nerd

Some who just knows unnecessary information

Did you hear that Mathew is a huge fucking nerd?
No shit

by Geniuswhosalwaysright April 12, 2025