A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.
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He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
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Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
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Matthew is sexy
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Matthew is a name of a guy usually with dirty blonde or brunette hair. He is one of the most sweetest boys you’ll ever meet I’m telling you. He will flip your whole world around just like that, he can sometimes have an attitude but most times he is super funny and you may call him annoying because of the way he talks so much but that’s how matthews are right? Always ready to express themselves. Matthews are very kind, supportive, cute, attractive, and hot. He is usually late for school most days, although that can’t ever stop you from looking at him.
Girl one: damn shit that guys hot?
Girl two: that’s the guy in my class
who’s always late.
Girl one: probably a Matthew.
Girl two: that’s the guy in my class
who’s always late.
Girl one: probably a Matthew.
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