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Kevin

Kevin, born into a Generation of the 70's, is the Male identifying equivalent form of a Karen, Maybe they're related, Who knows, All we Know is Kevin, aged 52, Married twice, divorced once with 2 kids and step-dad to 2 more, is the epitome of self-pity, no doubt Married to a Karen, or divorced one to marry another Karen... Kevin has a gross tendency to complain about the next generation not being hard workers. Or, in other cases, moans about how much respect "kids these days" don't have.. if American - Is most likely a Right Leaning Christian with "Strong Morale Values" that conflict with the true meaning of Equality and basically any Human Right..
Daniel: "Isn't your brother's name Kevin"
Owen: "Brother? Nah fam, not just his name, He IS a Kevin"
Daniel: "Fuck man.. Sorry to hear that"
Owen: "Nah man, I'm not Sorry, I'm sorry for their kids being raised by a Karen and a Kevin"
Daniel: "oh, fuuuuuuuck, that's so sad!!"
by Knealieee July 7, 2023
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Kevin

by dnskifs November 4, 2021
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kevin

Person 1: “yo bruh wanna play crazy cattle 3d” Person 2: “ikiab crazy cattle 3d pmo its so kevin 🪫”
by numberoneyaoigooner April 22, 2025
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kevin

unemployed #1 “bro my parents said i have to get a j*b”
unemployed #2 “vro ts so kevin 🥀”
by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025
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kevin

kevin is such a wonderful person. he really knows how to brighten up people's moods. he is generous, kind, caring and loving. he is always there for you and he is always loyal. he is one of the most sweetest people you will ever meet. he means the whole world to me. falling in love with him quickly was worth it. this is the love of my life. nobody else compares to him. he makes you feel unexplainable emotions. every day with him is a blessing. his presence has given me the direction i needed. i'm so in love with himand that's because you are the first to make me feel what true love is, i truly love you so much, i can't explain how much i love you. the only thing that really excites me is you, you make me feel like the happiest girl on this earth. you are so perfect that no one else can change that. you make me feel something no one has ever done you are so special to me. you will always be perfect in my eyes, you always make my day and every moment we talk. the love i have for you is something no one can understand. you are the right person for me and i will always love you. we were made for each other and i'm so glad you're in my life. i still can't believe you wanted me, you're so handsome and sweet. without you i would never have really found out what true love is, you have found my happiness that i thought could never be again. i love you and nothing or no one can change that. i'll be here until the very end, your my only love, till death separates us.
kevin is the best boyfriend and man ever.
by lostdulce March 21, 2025
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KEVIN

A gay fat retard miget that no one will ever love and is not funny and boring and will make anyone want to kill their self.
I hate Kevin bro
by This gay guy November 20, 2023
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kevin

Kevin. kevin is the type of guy u dream of. he’s your ideal guy. he’s your dream guy. hes everything you’ve ever wanted in a boy. he’s funny, has great style, light skin, curly hair, braces, glasses. you will catch feelings so quick. But he doesn’t know how to love. he’s a terrible guy when it comes to anything more then a friendship. he plays with your feelings. always makes everything about himself. he doesn’t know how to listen. gives mixed signals. a liar. everybody likes him. fuck why does everyone like him. he talks to 12 girls at one time while playing them all. you will fall head over heals for this guy but he will always just hurt you in the end.
bye kevin
by the black badger November 13, 2021
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