K-
dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought
Santa delivers presents to children on
Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all
anime ever created and invented k-
pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the
internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his
book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar
Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
