by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022
Get the Pink Dildo Standmug. When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022
Get the Colombian Pink Eyemug. A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
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