Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam

dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's

by yosoyboy May 24, 2025

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.

Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..

by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019