pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

by 47akg47 July 10, 2023

Pickle Dickle

The fandom name for @30txt on tiktok

Are you Pickle Dickle? Omg yes I love @30txt !!

by @yang_jvngwon July 20, 2022

pickle pores

Small bumps that appear on your skin along with your hairs standing on end.

AKA goosebumps

I'm so cold that I'm covered in pickle pores!

by Kaytertotz February 24, 2025

Pickle

A sex act where a man (or woman) shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses it later as a sex toy for penetration while it melts.

Ima giv ur da pickle tonight. It's magical!

by nostd3 October 6, 2022

Triple Pickle

When a girl has sex with three guys at once or three guys in one day.

What did you do last night? Oh I met some guys and we went back to my place and I did the triple pickle.

by JuicyBum February 15, 2021

Nigger pickle

Watermelon

Look at that nigger chowing down on that ripe juicy nigger pickle must be a seed spitting contest near.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022