God Light

Light that looks like "God" is shining through clouds trees or the like

Two hikers in the woods: " Dude did you see that cool lighting back there" "Yea man that was some total God Light

by Zach L. July 23, 2008

god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.

1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.

by Roose Pies December 31, 2008

God Zipper

The rough area of a man's body between his anus and testicles. It manifests as a thin bumpy line of skin similar to a scar. Legend has it that when God created Adam, he stuffed him full of his internal organs and such, and stitched him up, leaving only a small scar behind his balls.

The God Zipper, also available on the Old Navy Hooded Fleece.

by Jim Deep November 30, 2007

Beam God

A person who scams someone out of there virtual goods.

Look fam! I just beamed a kid for his Kik I'm such a beam god!

by Beam Lord June 27, 2016

lax god

a lax god is simply the highest lax being in the lacrosse world , there tilt is unbeliveable

dylan is a lax god

by lizrodzo November 2, 2015

gas of the gods

A hot girl's fart

Hot Girl: *farts
Guy: *breathes in deep, "Gas of the gods"

by JFPyeahuknowme September 23, 2017

Dribble God

A person who can break someones ankles in 1 or 2 moves
In NBA2K

Dribbler: Spams Momentum

Defender: Off Guard

Dribbler: Spams Momentum Behind the Back

Defender: Ankles Went To Heaven

Dribble Gods can take ankles with 1 or 2 moves

by boonkjr October 14, 2017