drunk lenz

You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night

I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home

by Get_sum1992 August 24, 2016

Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...

Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

disney drunk

When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.

Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.

by Ezra A. July 23, 2016

Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024