club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.

it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

stanley cup

an overrated item for 5 year olds.

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.

by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024

Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.

Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.

by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

last cup

a duration of time where the duration is unspecified

I’ll be back soon 1 last cup

by shfrzbck January 23, 2021

Vegan Diva Cup

Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.

Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!

by PassionateSon April 21, 2020

Cupping the balls

When someone grips a pistol (typically a magazine fed pistol) incorrectly by putting their non-dominant hand at the bottom of the pistol's grip, typically looks like your non-dominant is cupping a pair of testicles.

He's cupping the balls on that pistol, he has no idea how to hold it properly.

Cupping the balls is not how you hold that.

by Aderalls December 25, 2022