Drama Closet

The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college

"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."

Awkward silence

Drama Closet

by HarryTheBongSmoker April 9, 2013

Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win

Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause

by Vaj Guru March 12, 2015

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over

New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.

by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016