When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
by landon haas May 21, 2024

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
by Frostyfries December 15, 2022

by Natavian August 25, 2023

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017
