The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago
by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017
One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
I got a chip-boner right now.
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
by BigGDiddy June 05, 2019
This morning i had boner toes
by Brooklyn mann January 08, 2018
When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 07, 2019
(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.
"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"
by jamablama August 09, 2015
When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.
Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.
by SchmiddyMaster May 09, 2016
when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019