Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009

Anal Peek

To stretch a woman's ass cheecks and peer into her anus, making sure she has not been having anal sex with other men.

"I'm pretty sure my wife has been assfucking other douchefags so I gave her a quick anal peek."

by Dan & Zach February 7, 2009

Steve Anal

Anal in minecraft

I gave steve anal in a server

by 1 Degrees March 18, 2018

anal cyclone

A straight origy involving only rapid fire anal play.

My husband and I went to our first swingers party last night and it turned into a full blown, overwhelming anal cyclone. Now I'm shitting pancakes.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013

anal jelly

A mixture of blood, semen, lube, and feces that collects after anal sex.

"James is a kinky bastard, he just ate Mary's anal jelly after he pounded her ass"

by Ubglub January 30, 2017

Anal Danal

"Anal Danal" is a response when you don't know what else to say to someone, but it simultaneously implies that you would sodmize that person with the ferocity of Rocco Siffredi.

Julie: My day has been so busy!

Brendan: Anal Danal.

by shreksmonstercock May 22, 2016