Mr. Washable

The worst white rapper ever

You hear that Mr. Washable guy? He fuckin sucks!

by TravisLeeYo February 22, 2009

Washboard

Someone who has a very dry personality

"He has a washboard personality"

by Genius Accountant May 7, 2019

bitch washed

the inablity to fuck, and/or communicate with members of the opposite sex due to a leech/girlfriend sucking the life force out of you.

Kid: that dude Rob, he's not pulling skirts is he bitch washed?
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.

Other example:

Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot

by TheWIRENIGGA14444 March 21, 2009

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

pressure washer

A Willy

It took me 1 hour with my Willy to clean the driveway, so much faster than my Pressure Washer!

by Mossfrog February 4, 2010

The George Washington

The George Washington is an uncommon act that two men can perform together. It involves a large body of water, and the ability to hold your breath for up to a minute while experiencing the sexual pleasure of oral sex. One of the men is underwater, in a handstand like position while the other sensually plays with his male parts. Either performing a blow job or if physically capable, butt sex.

I was totally disgusted when i looked out my window and saw my neighbors doing the George Washington!

Hey, its awfully hott out, wanna George Washington tonight?

by Trackgrl923 May 19, 2011

washington

The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.

Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.

by sangsue September 30, 2005