Flesh Turd

Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.

S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"

by FleshTurder December 6, 2017

Moses turd

A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.

I can’t even use the bathroom because mom left a huge Moses turd.

by SgtSapper May 31, 2019

road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

crap step turd

patrick reckner

you look like crap step turd

by Raihan Habib July 1, 2011

between a turd and a wet place

A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.

"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."

by H. Bobs September 4, 2014

Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

smooth nugget turd

a Vienna sausage

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"

by 1jeaner1 August 1, 2021