Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tom

Tom is very gullible.

“Tom is very gullible, he believes everything I say”

by PseudoSammy January 23, 2023

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023

Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator

Tom what floor you going to

by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019

Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom

“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”

by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024

Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021

Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it

Oi Tom nieb is a pleb

by Boothy69 November 9, 2023