Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
by Litcunt February 04, 2020
A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019
A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
He's such a pathetic man.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.
Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.
Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.
Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
by King Leonitis April 30, 2010
by david March 19, 2004