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joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking
joe the bro has many hoes
by jdm_joe April 20, 2021
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Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.
"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."
by Bondsmith April 22, 2021
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Music Bro

Similar to Film bro’s there self proclaimed music nerds who praise bands that are well known or were once obscure but have since been pushed in the popular consciousness
“I like Pink Floyd not many people like Pink Floyd dude”- Music Bro
by Early-Riser29 June 12, 2022
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Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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Rode Bro

The greatest Promo artist in the World. Better then anybody in PFT or UPW!
by Faggiticous Malicous June 21, 2022
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Austin Bro

The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.

Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.

This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.

Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)

Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers

Vuori

Levi’s

Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
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Dub Bro

Dub Bro or Dub Bros, A person or group Of people who does not do losing. They are known for winning.
“”Bitch Im A Dub Bro I could never lose
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