Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”

by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023

to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007

Biscuit Man

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.

Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.

by King Confuza May 21, 2022

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

biscuit lipper

Person with big lips. Especially of African heritage. Nigger. Black person.

That biscuit lipper really wanted to steal that watermelon but we were watching him to closely.

by Wireman of Gig Harbor August 5, 2021