Rusty Barnegat

A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.

Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?

I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!

by Gallowbraid October 05, 2022

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 18, 2013

Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire

During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.

by daddydeals March 28, 2025

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023

rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.

Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend

by Goolybash December 28, 2023

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016

Rusty Twister

The act of performing a running 69 with you partner.

I had a mouthful when I did my rusty twister last night

by Rust lover February 28, 2023