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suicide fart

When you fart in high school, therefore committing social suicide. No one will ever view you the same after you suicide fart, especially if it stinks. Suicide farts most often come out of nowhere, taking everyone by surprise. After this type of fart consider yourself friendless for the rest of your life. No one can live down a suicide fart.
"Jenna, did you just fart?"
"No, I think it was Tommy!"
"Ew Tommy! Consider yourself friendless from that rank ass suicide fart"
by Pussydestr0yer_69 April 5, 2017
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Danger Fart

1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.
*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*

Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!
by muelman May 20, 2011
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Mouth Farts

1.Stupid shit someone says
2.Someone with stank breath
Man Bennett has that mouth farts today
by SwagFart3000 January 19, 2012
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Fart Dampener

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.
"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."
by Oler B November 21, 2009
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stupid fart

I dont know why are you searching that you wierdo
by Sup dod April 20, 2017
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Vaginal farts

To be honest, I don’t even know.
Apparently this happens during intercourse when air becomes trapped in the vaginal canal, making fart noises.
by PrismUnbilled May 28, 2018
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fart tip

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.
Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!
by Ari April 12, 2005
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