iron rice bowl

A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.

“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”

“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”

by cepeli May 5, 2025

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

bowl-locked

bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.

dude i had some mexican food last night and k was bowl-locked all morning the next day.

by Sgt T November 17, 2020

Alabama Mixing Bowl

An incestuous full fluid bukkake.

I had an alabama mixing bowl last night. It was great!

by Alamaba man July 29, 2022

Bannana bowl

When Ryan & Stefon meet in the finals.

I heard there’s two Apes in the Bannana Bowl this year.

by TommyB December 28, 2023

Blow the bowl

You use this phrase to announce the fact that youre about to take a shit and probably a vicious one, hence "blowing" it up like hiroshima and nagisaki.

Bro: Yo dude im about to blow the bowl, brb.

Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.

Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!

by Snoochie boochie noochies June 1, 2025

Eat a bowl of dicks

Originally from the rap song "I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That" by Cypress Hill, 1993.

"You little taco stand rapper, eat a bowl of dick up
Then you got my man over here, you can eat a bowl of dick up, too
Anybody got beef around the way, yo
Eat a bowl of dick up, yeah"

IYKYK

"Hey punk-ass bitch, you can eat a bowl of dicks"

"There never was no bag, only a BOWL OF DICKS"

by IB_Pinky November 17, 2025