slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did
by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021
Get the Doing a Texasmug. One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024
Get the Texas Birthdaymug. by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
Get the north texas haunt jauntmug. some small inbred state that get buttfucked by slatinamerica and claim to that everything is big when literally most bums hide in houston or austin.. they have no good structures and most workers in that state have a major in art
by Biggestkikever March 12, 2022
Get the texasmug. A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.
by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019
Get the Taste of Texasmug. The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboardmug. When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Texas Corn Cobmug.