milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016

funny trees

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

TREE HOPPER

A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection

Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.

by WISE KING January 9, 2022

Tree

Steven Kent

You seen Tree around?
Guy: Nah boy he probs up on WoW init

by James*~*~*~*~ October 17, 2008

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022